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Coming Soon: The Art of Not Taking Yourself Too Seriously
Why the best salespeople are the ones who can laugh at a terrible cold call and still pick up the phone again.
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Hot takes on AI in sales, and what actually matters for your career in the next decade.
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Everything they don't teach you in business school (because I never went).
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